Just look at those Sideburns
A future so bright that He's Got to wear shades
But Instead he gave away the bird.
Back when He was still Jr. Kidstruction.
As he ate it handfulls at a time
Whoop Whoop "Gotta get me that Faygo"
Creamy Potato and Bacon
"When I grow up, I'll be able to play like that too!"
MMM... Blueberries